Maria’s application question was about respecting the authorities in our lives. So here are your applications (This being Monday evening and all, I know you’ve all done your applications, right?):

Jesse: pray for a different authority in his life each day

Caleb: respect the government (way to shoot for the stars Caleb)

Me, Myself, and I, what a handsome group of guys: (disclaimer: to any parents reading this, it’s really not as bad as it sounds) respect my pastor

Jaybin: do algebra

People who want to only “semispeed”:

Trent

Emily W.

Members of the respect my parents (more than you already do, I’m sure) club:

Maria

Scott

Hannah

Rachael

The rest of you must not have applications…

 

Been awhile since I was in front of you. I figure I’ll stick to the cards this time. There has been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop. I know it’s confusing. It is one thing to question the official story and another thing entirely to make wild accusations or insinuate that I’m a superhero, because that would be outlandish and fantastic. I’m just not the superhero type. Clearly.

The truth is…

#IAMIRONMAN